10 Amazing Reason read too many Books make you cry:
If you
read too many books you will:
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Learn too much about the world and question reality.
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Talk too much at parties and never get laid.
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Your partner will leave the bed because pillow talk has become a
forum for philosophical debate.
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Discard your childlike perception of the world and realize everything is terrible.
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Use words in your tinder profile like ‘epistemological’ and
nobody will date you.
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Have no space for your personal belongings as your habitation
space will be filled with books.
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Become poor and homeless because you have spent all your money
on books.
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Never get a job because you are overqualified and ask the
interviewer too many questions which they are unable to answer.
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Develop a drinking problem because nobody understands you like
Tolstoy.
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you are really
clever but actually you just want people to notice you.